My sister and I like to think of FiberOne bars as super-yummy-chewy-chocolate-chip granola bars that just HAPPEN to have 35% of your daily fiber intake because they’re made up of FiberOne cereal.  FiberOne on the other hand likes to tell you that they’re a super-high-fiber-pooping-made-easier granola bar that just HAPPENS to taste good. 

Which brings me to my point, watching this commercial of a man donning silly disguises to get more free samples of FiberOne Bars makes it impossible not to think of  the shot just after this commercial where “Sneaky Free Samples” Guy has to jump out of the check out line and race home to use the bathroom where in he’ll realize what a bad idea it is to wear lederhosen on a day when you’re about to have violent diarrhea…ya know because he just ate 140% of his daily fiber intake in about 90 seconds.

See also: Kristen Wiig as Jamie Lee Curtis for Activia Yogurt.