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Dec 2nd
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Fischer Price Smart Cycle Commercial

Yes this is real.  It actually exists.  The end of days does not begin with four horsemen, but with a toddler riding a stationary bike in the living room for “fun”.

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Dec 1st
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Not sure why, but this music video made me smile.  Maybe it’s because the faces of the girls in this video remind me of that old arcade game Big Bertha.

Animated and edited from the twisted minds of FatalFarm Major Lazer’s “Keep It Going Louder”

Thanks to welikeit.indie for posting this!

What do you think of the video?

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Nov 2nd
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Hey guy! If you're gonna stalk a celebrity, at least stalk a good one.
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Sep 26th
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sometimes i feel like this.  

sometimes i feel like this.  

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My favorite moment from last Sunday’s Emmy’s.  I shouted at the screen “I BET THAT’S TABITHA AND NAPOLEON!” Sure enough I was right.  Even though it feels like we just crowned our SYTYCD winner minutes ago, I’m already psyched to see what NappyTabs has up their sleeve for this season.   

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Sep 24th
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Saw this yesterday while driving and pulled my car over to take a picture with my phone because it reminded me so much of this

Saw this yesterday while driving and pulled my car over to take a picture with my phone because it reminded me so much of this

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Sep 22nd
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As if you needed another reason to envy love Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks, she’s getting married to the voice of Charles ”Upchuck” Ruttheimer III from the late great Daria.

As if you needed another reason to envy love Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks, she’s getting married to the voice of Charles ”Upchuck” Ruttheimer III from the late great Daria.

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Sep 21st
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So let me see it’s pretty much Knocked Up the tv show?   I love that she’s biting her nail coyly like “Oops we forgot to use birth control” and the bro looks like Spencer Pratt. Yeah I don’t need to see this show.  

So let me see it’s pretty much Knocked Up the tv show?  

I love that she’s biting her nail coyly like “Oops we forgot to use birth control” and the bro looks like Spencer Pratt.

Yeah I don’t need to see this show.  

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Sep 18th
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I will be the first to tell you that I cannot cook to save my life.  Yes, really.  If a life or death situation came up and my only means of survival was to make spaghetti and tomato sauce, I hope ya’ll throw me a lovely funeral and play Q-feels’s “Dancing in Heaven” at my ceremony.   Having said all that, I can confidently tell you that I would still make it to the semi-finals of Top Chef.  Why?  Because the formula of making it to another round once you’re in the bottom three is simple: BE HUMBLE AND ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG. That’s it.   “Tom, Padma, Crankyface I know why I’m here.  You’re right.  I will use this critique moving forward.  I’m better than this.  I knew my dish would land me in the bottom 3.  I know I deserve to be in the bottom 3, but I deserve to be on this show.” It doesn’t matter if you think your dish was the greatest thing you have ever tasted in your entire life.  Just take a breath and say, “You’re right.” Cause if it’s between you and someone with an even worse and equally inedible dish and they admit their wrongdoings the argument Tom always makes is: But at least they KNEW they were doing something wrong. Admit defeat.  Apologize.  Keep your knives and stay.   Oh, and lay off the ceviche.  

I will be the first to tell you that I cannot cook to save my life.  Yes, really.  If a life or death situation came up and my only means of survival was to make spaghetti and tomato sauce, I hope ya’ll throw me a lovely funeral and play Q-feels’s “Dancing in Heaven” at my ceremony.  

Having said all that, I can confidently tell you that I would still make it to the semi-finals of Top Chef.  Why?  Because the formula of making it to another round once you’re in the bottom three is simple:

BE HUMBLE AND ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG.

That’s it.  

“Tom, Padma, Crankyface I know why I’m here.  You’re right.  I will use this critique moving forward.  I’m better than this.  I knew my dish would land me in the bottom 3.  I know I deserve to be in the bottom 3, but I deserve to be on this show.”

It doesn’t matter if you think your dish was the greatest thing you have ever tasted in your entire life.  Just take a breath and say, “You’re right.”

Cause if it’s between you and someone with an even worse and equally inedible dish and they admit their wrongdoings the argument Tom always makes is: But at least they KNEW they were doing something wrong.

Admit defeat.  Apologize.  Keep your knives and stay.  

Oh, and lay off the ceviche.  

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Sep 15th
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Psst guys…Wanna know a secret about women?  

It’s a pretty safe bet that just about every chick you know has cry/sung this song at the top of her lungs while driving in her car.  She might not admit it, but she has.  

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